and long plane rides create quite the need for a cocktail!
on our way to Barcelona in Spring 2007 we had a layover in New Jersey, which necessitated the invention of a most-marvelous drink.
the FANTASTIQUE!
we picked up a bottle of champagne in the airport duty free shop, and got Fanta from the vending machines. begged some cups and ice from the food-court, and we were in business.
FANTASTIQUE!
now, i'm not sure if I did it to the drink,
or if the DRINK did it to ME....
but by the time we were on our RETURN TRIP i looked MUCH LESS chic and put-together than i did on the first leg of our journey.
you can take the girl outta the hick town, but you can't take the hick town (slut!) outta the girl....
on the way HOME:
yes, that is my bra you can see there.
at least my nails still looked nice...
the events of the trip that spanned between these two photos are, what Campbell calls, MEMORIES FOR LIFE.
Memories for Life! is an adage you are to exclaim
when things are a little wonky, a little frightful, certainly
hilarious and not-quite-what-you-bargained-for.
Memories for Life!
the crew: Kevin and N. (were dating at the time) and BECKI (who is the shit). Kevin and Becki and nearly inseparable, and although the lezzies at the bar fight over who will get Kevin as a sperm donor, my money is on Becki.
although... she is less interested in filling Audi Wagons with lesbian-spawn and more interested in drinking vodka gatorades with Kevin. too bad lezzies, this is a match made in heaven.
in Barcelona we did a fair amount of BOOZING and FOODING.
we took N to some of his first fancy meals, almost all of which included foie gras in some form.
and in one of my favorite quips of all time, N exclaimed,
"wow, what would my mother say? -- all these years
we've thought i was just a picky-eater, but it turns out
i only like EXPENSIVE food"
more on the amazing gastronomical meal we had to follow--
(thank god we went for lunch, it was so fucking expensive
we'd of had to sell our asses to afford dinner)
one morning i woke up extra early and went on a long
walk down the beach and then back up La Rambla,
and stopped in the famous mercat de boqueria for breakfast.
the market reflected much of the same feel
of Barcelona as a whole-- maze-like, vibrant, artsy, lusious....
i hadn't drank the night before so i was in the mood to wander and take in the colors, smells, sounds before making it to the main attraction-- breakfast.
when i finally sat down to eat my famous breakfast, there was an old man already at the counter--
he was killing breakfast in the most awesome manner.
his morning meal consisted of a small cup of coffee with a shot of johnny walker red poured into it (that's scotch, for all you babies). next to his boozey coffee sat his other drink-- another scotch, neat.
my spanish is awful, but i gave him approving looks and i did understand him when he said, breakfast must be one hot and one cold to be healthy!
i love it when people try to communicate with me
in a language i don't know and they use vocabulary
from my flash cards--
breakfast! yes!
must! yes!
one! hot! cold! yes, yes, yes!
healthy! yes!
the dumb american can get it! woo hoo!
i meditated for several minutes on how to ask, in
spanish, i could take his photo. i hate it when tourists
act like PEOPLE are just part of the SCENERY.
we're not in goddamn disneyland, bitches!
i mustered all my courage (none of which was
liquid-- i didn't follow his lead on the breakfast
choice) and got the photo:
how badass is that guy?
i mean, really.
he was probably on his way to work, too.
so, in all my travel books, and in ANY spanish course i've taken they talk about about churros y chocolat, churros y chocolat, churros y chocolat....
the idea of it didn't particularly appeal to me-- i'm a savory-breakfast kind of girl.
but when in rome....
get down with the sweet breakfast!
now, this is even more wild than i expected it would be.
the chocolate, although "hot" is NOT hot chocolate. it's closer to warm pudding. it's so thick the churro stand up in it.
and boy, did it.
god bless the churro y chocolat man:
and, god bless his wares.
i'm not sure i'll EVER need to eat this again,
but it was fucking amazing.
i'm sure the next time i find myself in barcelona i just might make it back down to that dreamy market....
but next time i might be on the scotch-train.